America's Most Wanted Take Down

*This is a fictitious story
Let me tell you about this ride or die chick they call Vicious V…. She’s been trying to be a rapper for a few years but hasn’t quite been able to make a name for herself in the music industry yet. This was in part because she had been connected to a bank heist and a murder. So she went on the run.

But she’s not on the run anymore. One of my homeboys was in NY last month when she tried to mug him. (Man, this chick is bold!) He took her down and waited for NYPD to show up and handcuff her. They booked her, charged her, and she was convicted. She was then assigned to be Lil’ Kim’s cellmate. (Maybe now Vicious V will be able to get into the rap game…)

But here’s the funny thing… When you look at the picture my friend took right before she was arrested, she is definitely mean muggin’ like she’s not someone you want to mess with. It turns out she was just acting like she was from the mean streets of the 5th ward…. She’s really from the mountains of Colorado.